Title: Golden God
Author: Charles (jcrewguy@gmail.com)
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jay, Silent Bob and madness in the mall. Circa Mallrats.
Disclaimer: Not mine in any way shape or form. All hail Smith.
Notes: Written for Juliette Torres's Thousand and One Drabbles:
http://jmtorres.populli.net/arabiandrabbles.html

+++++++++++++++++++++++

"I am a GOLDEN GOD!" roared Jay from his perch atop the food court.

Silent Bob shrugged in a way that said to shoppers who passed by, "What can you do when your partner tries drinking the new 
shampoo made with beer at Better Your Body To The Beyond?"

Bob had tried tugging Jay down. He�d tried reasoning. Nothing had worked. So he was standing guard in case there was trouble 
or Jay got the bright idea to try something stupid. 

Bob�s eyes widened as a familiar, menacing face approached. Finally, a way to get Jay down. "LaFours!" called Bob.