Title: April Fool
Author: Jade 
Pairing: J/SB
Rating: Hmm.. I suppose because of Naked Jay and sex
stuff it's NC-17. But barely.
Archive: Yep. 
Feedback: jade27_al@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: I don't own jack diddley squat. It's all
property of Kevin Smith and the other fuck.. I mean
fine folks at View Askew.
Notes: Happy April Fools everyone. I guess I'll give
this one to .starla. because she's the only one who
posted about the holiday. And because I'll never get
around to finishing that other fic I was writing for
her back in December. This one's much more fun anyway.
Short, but fun. ^.^

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Jay yawned and awoke to the sensation of a pair of
soft lips surrounded by coarse hair moving over his
throat, and a soft, large, warm body pressed against
his own naked one. With a small grin of sheer
happiness, he moved to sit up, only to find himself
held fast to the bed by a pair of black silk scarves,
twisted and square knotted securely.

"Mm.. hey you kinky fuck, the fuck you got planned?"

Bob looks up into Jay's eyes and grinned
mischievously, wiggling his eyebrow up and down.

"Oh what, I'm just some little fuck toy now or some
shit?"

Bob nodded vigorously.

".. okay." Jay purred.

Bob pecked Jay on the lips, then resumed kissing his
throat, slowly moving down his shoulders and to his
chest. He captured one of the pink, pebbled nipples
between his lips and flicked his tongue over it
lightly, delighting in the little sounds escaping the
blond man's lips. A few more minutes were spent
sucking and nibbling before Bob resumed kissing a path
down Jay's thin, pale torso, stopping just below Jay's
belly, but above his fully erect cock.

"Oh fuck yeah Lunchbox, fuckin' suck that shit..
yeah.." Jay coaxed.

Bob danced his tongue lightly along the underside of
Jay's cock, working his way to the tip where he just
traced small circles around the head, listening to his
boy gasp and moan. Then he quickly swallowed Jay down
to the base, chuckling at the sharp yelp he emitted.
He sucked hard as he slowly pulling off of the length,
then moved up and straddled the younger man, who
immediately thrust up against him.

"Motherfucker, you are way too dressed. Take that shit
off." Jay whimpered, kicking at Bob's trenchcoat.
"Fuckin' want you man.."

Bob just leaned down and followed the curves of Jay's
ear with his tongue, causing the man below him to
shudder and groan.

"April Fool." Bob whispered, then kissed Jay's ear and
got up.

"Huh?" Jay blinked, watching Bob leave the room. "Hey!
Get back here!"

Bob snickered as he left the apartment, Jay's screams
of "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" echoing in the halls. It was
about time he got one on Jay.