Title: Cold 
Author: Jade 
Rating: NC-17 baby! 
Feedback/E-mail: jade27_al@yahoo.com
Pairing: J/SB 
Disclaimer: Kevin Smith owns Jay and Bob, not me. Too
bad, really. Oh well. I�m just borrowing them for a
bit, I�ll return them completely unharmed, just a
little sticky.
Distribution: Sure, just let me know 
Archive: Yeah 
Notes: I�ve beat up on the boys so much lately.. I
thought I would let them have a little fun. *grins*
Enjoy!
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Jay yawned and stared out the window. It was pouring
outside. Wonderful. Not only was it pouring, but the
apartment was freezing. They'd missed the gas payment
again. He couldn't even take a hot shower.

So instead Jay was curled up on the couch in a huge
fluffy blanket. Nice and warm under the blanket.

"It'd be a lot warmer if Bob were home." Jay sighed
and stared at the blank TV. Searching for the remote
would mean emerging from his cocoon of warmth. So the
television was doomed to stay off. 

Bob had decided to try to go out and sell today. Jay
had decided to tell Bob to fuck off when he attempted
to wake him. Was Bob aware of how cold it was? Tubby
bitch finally gave up when Jay screamed at the top of
his lungs. He wasn't about to let Bob take his blanket
away. It had taken him all night to get warm. No
thanks to Bob stealing the covers. But it gave Jay a
reason to snuggle closer to the tubby fucker.

Bob was the perfect bed warmer. Kinda like a teddy
bear. Only bigger and warmer and with a huge dick.

Jay's eyes snapped opened at the thought of Bob's dick
and he glanced down at his own. "You are an annoying
little prick..." He glared at the half stock. "Excuse
me, an annoying, huge prick." He grinned. 

Jay leaned back against the couch. "Well fuck, might
as well finish the job." He thought as he slid his
hand under the waistband of his sweats and danced his
fingers softly along his cock, the same way Bob had
the night before.

"Mmm.. fuck yeah Bob.." Jay purred, wrapping his long
fingers around his cock and slowly moving his hand
over his hard length, his voice the only sound in the
room. He threw his blonde head back, mouth gapping
opened slightly, eyes closed. It was Bob's big hand on
his cock. Bob's hand stroking him up and down, running
his thumb over the sensitive head. 

"Oh God Bob, fuck Bob. Yeah, fuck yeah Bob, oh Bob,
Bob, Bob..." Words tumbled from Jay's mouth as his
hand picked up pace, his hips involuntarily thrusting
into his own grip. Soft grunts and long groans escaped
Jay's throat along with the words.

"Fuck me Bob, hard, fuck, Bob, yes Oh yes Bob fuck me
fuck me Bob." Jay whimpered, his hand and sweats
completely soaked in pre-cum. "Yeah you tubby fucker,
fuck me, yeah Bob fuck me hard Bob, fuck yeah
bitch..."

"Having fun?"

Jay gasped and stopped dead when he heard the voice,
his eyes quickly snapping opened to see Bob grinning
at him from the doorway. Jay cocked an eyebrow and
smirked. "Fuck yeah tubby. You know what they say
about sex with someone you love." He leaned back
against the couch and resumed the activity at hand.

Bob watched Jay for a few seconds before joining him
on the couch. He slowly unwrapped Jay from the blanket
and pried his busy hand from his member, then in the
blink of an eye, he opened his mouth and swallowed Jay
down.

"Shit Lunchbox!" Jay gasped, bucking into Bob's mouth.
He had to admit, Bob's mouth was a lot warmer than his
ice cold fingers, which were now buried in Bob's soft,
dark brown hair.

Bob just hummed deep in his throat as he sucked and
swallowed around the smaller man's cock.

"Fuck yeah Lunchbox, fuck you got a great mouth, yeah
work it you tubby bitch." Jay groaned, thrusting
mindlessly into the larger man's mouth, suddenly
arching up and letting out a strangled squawk of
"BOB!" as he released himself into the hot, wet mouth
and throat around him.

Bob struggled to swallow all of the fluid, but still
some managed to escape the corners of his mouth. He
slowly pulled off of the blonde, letting his teeth
tease the sensitive skin and drawing low groans and
hisses from Jay. 

With a yawn and a nonchalant shrug signaling "Well
that was fun," Bob crawled up on the couch and kissed
Jay's cheek.

"Bitch.." Jay said softly with a grin, then licked his
cum from the man's dark beard and lips. "At least
clean up before you kiss me."

Bob rolled his eyes and snuggled in the blanket with
Jay. Fuck it was cold. Maybe Jay would return the
favor and help him warm up later.