Title: Love Is The Rhythm
Author: Andy the Amazing Wonder Girl
Feedback: Oh yes please
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Archive: Sure :D
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, Kevin Smith and Miramax do.
Notes: Well here goes, second one, I finally got the guts enough to make another one and 
I did my best to make it proper goodlyness Kel :D.
 
Love Is The Rhythm
By Andy
 
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"I've been the girl with her skirt pulled high
Been the outcast never running with mascara eyes
Now I see the world as a candy store
With a cigarette smile, saying things you can't ignore."
           
Jay sat back on his heels trying to make everything flow in his 
head; he chewed on his lip thoughtfully.  Bob walked into the room and looked
at him with a raised eyebrow, to which Jay just shook his head and stood up.

"So, we going or what, Lunchbox?" he asked.  Bob motioned for him to go onward and Jay couldn't 
help but smile; he had been looking forward to going to this club for a while now. 
            
He and Bob strolled down the street, following the thrum of the bass all the way to the door.  
Jay surveyed the line and could see there were quite a few hot girls there that he
was going to have to try his luck on.  He strolled calmly up to the
front with Bob close behind him and tapped the bouncer on the 
shoulder.

"Yo," he said to the man, "hows about you let me and my tubby friend here in and we slip you a 
little a' that chronic shit?"  The bouncer raised his eyebrows as if to say 'Are you fuckin' 
serious?'  Jay raised his eyebrows back and shifted a little so the man could see Bob, who, even 
though he was shorter than the  man, was quite intimidating.

"Yeah, sure," said the bouncer stepping aside and holding out his hand.  Jay smiled and placed a 
bag of weed into his hand as he walked in with Bob close behind.

Jay picked up the beat immediately on entry to the club and started to dance a little. Bob just 
shrugged off his coat and went to sit down. 
 
"Mommy I love you
Daddy I hate you
Brother I need you
Lover, hey "fuck you"
I can see everything here with my third eye
Like the blue in the sky."
 
Jay sauntered over to the bar and ordered two drinks, then went and found Bob. 

"Here tons a' fun," he said placing the glass in front of the man, "maybe this'll get you to 
loosen up a bit."  He knocked back his and danced out to the floor.  Bob stared down at the drink
and then drank it down.  He wasn't sure why Jay always made him come to clubs with him other than
to get inside, he never did anything but revel in the hotness that was Jay dancing. Then he 
thought again, 'No that's not a bad reason to be here' and he smiled to himself as he turned to 
face the dance floor.

Jay was having a good ol' time with a bunch of girls around him.  One of them handed him a drink 
and he knocked it back and threw the glass onto the floor where it shattered into a million 
pieces.  He would have only danced for a few minutes had it not been for the fact that all the 
girls kept buying him drinks; by the time he finally stumbled off the dance floor everything was
spinning like crazy.  He took a few steps forward before the whole world decided to turn on its 
side without him.  He fell sideways and felt someone catch him.  He looked up into the large 
brown eyes of his muscle.
           
"I've been the girl- middle finger in the air
Unaffected by rumors, the truth: I don't care
So open your mouth and stick out your tongue
You might as well let go, you can't take back what you've done."
 
Bob pulled Jay to his feet and supported him against his body.  Jay just smiled at the man and 
ran his fingers through his hair, this made Bob shiver and take a sharp breath, which only made 
Jay smile bigger and do it again.

"Yeah you like that," smirked the blonde.  Bob tried to ignore it while he helped Jay over to the
table where he had left his coat.  "I bet you got a boner for me you gay fuck," sneered Jay as 
Bob placed him in a chair.  Bob turned around to grab his coat and immediately felt Jay pounding 
at his ass.  He stood back up and quickly turned around giving Jay a reprimanding look and trying
to ignore the tightening of his pants. 
            
"You wanna get fucked don't you Lunchbox?" said Jay with a laugh leaning towards Bob and kissing 
him, it wasn't a regular quick kiss either it was a hard, passionate kiss.  Bob was startled at 
first but then started to enjoy it trying to make himself believe it wasn't just the booze in 
Jay making his do this.
 
"So find a new lifestyle
A new reason to smile
Look for Nirvana
Under the strobe lights
Sequins and sex dreams
You whisper to me
There's no reason to cry."
 
Finally Bob pushed Jay away from him as he gasped for breath.

"What?" asked Jay looking at him funny.  "Don't you want this?"  Bob shook his head grabbing Jay 
by the arm and leading him out of the club and back down the street to their apartment.  As soon 
as they were inside Bob walked to his room and closed the door.  He sat down on his bed and 
looked for something to take his mind off the throbbing in his pants and the realization that
the only way Jay was ever able to feel something for him was after toomany drinks.  Bob closed 
his eyes for what seemed like only a few moments but was suddenly awoken by a timid knocking at 
his door.  As soon as he opened his eyes the sun coming through his window blinded him.  He sat 
up rubbing at his eyes and walked to the door, slowly opening it.  Jay stood there looking very 
sheepish.

"I wanted. I wanted to talk to you about last night," he said quietly.  Bob moved out of the way 
and he walked in dragging his feet.  "I just wanted to apologize for what I did, I mean I know 
that I was drunk and stuff but. still, I feel really bad 'cause it was, it was just not very 
cool of me I guess."  Bob stared at him for a second, was he really apologizing for last night, 
was he really telling him he was sorry. 
             
'Sweet Jesus hell just froze over', thought Bob raising his eyebrows up.

"What?  Don't look at me like that you tubby bitch," said Jay angry that Bob was surprised.
            
'Oh, I take it back', thought Bob with a laugh.
 
"You take what you get
And you get what you give
I say don't run from yourself,
Man, that's no way to live."
 
"Aren't you gonna say anything?" asked Jay, still angry.  Bob smiled at him and cleared the 
space between them with a few steps keeping his eyes locked with Jay's.  "What are you doin' 
Lunchbox?" asked Jay uncertainly eyeing Bob.  Bob just smiled bigger catching Jay around the 
waist and pulling him in for a kiss.  Jay's hands clenched and unclenched on his shirt and Bob 
was surprised to feel him kissing back.  Finally he pulled away and  looked Jay in the eye.

"What was that?" asked Jay when he had caught his breath.

"Pay back for last night," said Bob with a smirk.

"Is there more?" asked Jay smugly.

"Is there more," Bob laughed shoving Jay onto the bed.

"God your voice is like music, make me wanna dance," whispered Jay sharply in Bob's ear as he 
climbed over the blonde.  Bob smiled remembering for a moment once when Jay had danced in the 
rain.  "Are you gonna make me dance?" asked Jay as he licked  at Bob's ear.


"In so many ways."
 
"If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it."
 
The End
(The song is Pink's "God Is A DJ")
Andy the Amazing Wonder Girl
Feelin' the rhythm