Title: O Christmas Tree
Author: Modgey
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, Kevin Smith does. And starla owns
Thermos. 
Summary: Just a little bit of Christmas Fluff. Or fake snow, as the
case may be.
Rating: PG
Archive: J/SB Slash Archive, anywhere else please ask.

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Silent Bob was wrapping presents in his room. He was pretty proud of
himself, this year he'd been able to find Jay something non-weed
related. He knew the little stoner needed a new watch, his had broken
just last week. He wrapped the watch in silver paper, and tied a bow
around it. Bob then paused for a second, lost in reflection.

This past year had been the most amazing time of his life. After
discovering that Jay loved him just as much as he loved Jay, they had
embarked on a new part of their relationship. They still sold every
day, but now when Bob woke up in the morning, he wasn't cold and
alone. He was wrapped in a ray of sunshine. 

And when he thought people weren't looking, Jay was very sweet to
Silent Bob. He would hold open doors for his muscle, and walk around
holding hands. He had even suggested to Bob that they borrow Holden's
car, and take a drive out cut down their own Christmas tree. In
fact.... Bob cocked an ear towards the door. He had left Jay and
Thermos alone in the living room to set up the Christmas tree, he
wondered how they were doing.....

Just as this thought entered his head, he heard a huge :CRASH, TINKLE:
from the living room. Closing his eyes and sighing, Bob steeled
himself to walk out and face the destruction he was sure to find.

When he walked into the living room, an amusing sight reached his
eyes. Jay stood in the middle of the living room, garlands, tinsel,
and broken ornaments everywhere. The tree itself was on it's side
behind him. Jay was completely tangled, head to toe, in Christmas
lights, and they were glowing. Thermos, similarly trapped, lay on the
floor beside him, mewing pitifully. Jay just pointed down at the cat
and whined.

"It was his fuckin fault, lunchbox." And the boy actually pouted. Bob
shook with silent mirth, his eyes tearing and his face turned red.
Jays pout deepened.

"What's so fuckin funny, tons o fun?? It WAS his fault!" Bob walked
over to Jay, still chuckling, and placed a gentle kiss on his lips.
"I'm sure it was, sweetie," he placated his partner with his deep
baritone.

"Damn straight." Jay grinned and wrapped his arms around Bob's
shoulders. Bob embraced him, lights and all, and Thermos covered his
eyes with his paws as the two men kissed passionately. Bob pulled back
and smiled.

"Let's get you fixed up."

Modgey
Ahh, mutant bunnies