Fic Snippet: Only A Dream?
Author: Charles
Feedback: jcrewguy@gmail.com
Archive: List archives, if they want it. Otherwise ask.
Rating: R for language and drug use
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay has a bad dream.
Notes: Just a little snippet inspired by this picture:
http://newsaskew.com/onlocation/vulgarthon98/kevin1v.jpg
Not beta'd, written in one go.
And the Dante/Randal is currently being beta'd. ^_^;;

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Jay stretched as he got out of bed. It was rare that Silent Bob got up
before he did, and Jay was curious as to why Bob was already up.

"Yo, where are you?" he called out. Jay listened for a sound or two to
help locate the presence of Bob in the apartment. He heard running water
coming from the bathroom. Jay nodded to himself. Lunchbox wanted the
bathroom first. That was fine.

He began hunting around the bedroom for a joint, and once he found one,
he lit up. Jay strolled into the living room and plopped down on the
couch. It was old and worn out, and bursting at the seams, but it was
comfortable in all the right places.

Jay exhaled as he hunted for the remote for the TV. After a minute of
searching, he couldn't find it, and gave up. Jay decided to ask Bob if
he knew where the remote was and headed for the bathroom.

Silent Bob was finishing up in the bathroom as Jay reached the door.
"Where's the remote? I wanna watch some Mama's Family!" he called out.

Bob opened the door and he was clean-shaven. He raised an eyebrow as if
to say, "What do you think?"

Jay started to scream, and then he was being shaken awake by Silent Bob.

"Sshhhh." Bob told Jay.

Jay blinked sleepily at his tubby bitch and sighed with relief. Bob
still had his beard! Jay stroked it, and told Silent Bob, "Don't ever
lose that beard."

He snuggled happily with Silent Bob and went back to sleep, one hand
resting on Silent Bob's beard.

-End-