Title: Something Very Silly/I Tried To Warn You
Author/Pseudonym: Kimmy*
Feedback/E-mail: babykittykimmy13@yahoo.com
Summary/Pairing: Jay/SB
Disclaimer: All this stuff (i guess) belongs to
Kevin Smith. At any rate, it's not mine.
Distribution: You mean to tell me you think
someone else will wanna read this? I don't think
*you* even wanna read this? muhaha
Archive: sure, why not? *giggles*

Let the madness commence
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once upon a time, jay was not at the mall. he
was at the quickstop instead. outside the
quickstop, in fact. but nooooooooooo one was
there, except him, of course, and bob, and randal
and dante had the store all locked up and was
makin out and stuff. eww, kissies. so jay was
soooooooooooo bored, and he was afraid to do
anything to make bob not be silent anymore cuz he
might get arrested or maybe someone would come up
and ahhhhh that would be bad. so he was bored
and stuff, and he was all looking around and
around and his head was starting to spin from
lookin in circles like that, and he was about to
stop altogether and fall on the ground, but then
he sawed this butterfly. it was pretty and black
and orange, you might even say it was one of
those thug life butterflies that everyone
looooooooooves so much. so he decided "hey i'm
gonna get that butterfly cuz i want it." so then
jay started to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun after that
butterfly, cuz it was all fast and it could fly
and jay couldn't. sometimes he thought he could
but that was when bob had to make him stop takin
that stuff and anyways he was ruuuuuuuuuuunnnin
after the pretty butterfly and that silly
butterfly didn't wanna get caught. jay didn't
really know why it didn't wanna get caught, he
thought he was a fun guy and why wouldn't that
butterfly wanna hang out with him? but anyhows,
he kept tryin, and he started to have to jump up
and down tryin to catch that butterfly. runnin
and jumpin at the same time was kinda fun but
also kinda made him sorta wanna fall. it was
easier than trying to land on his feet every time
he jumped really high, specially when it sorta
almost hurt when his feet hit the hard cement
after he jumped up really high. but he didn't
fall cuz that would hurt even more. and he kept
on chasing that butterfly, and that butterfly
kept flying really really far and fast and stuff,
but it didn't go no higher but jay still had to
jump and jump to try to get it. then this one
time jay almost fell when he landed, so bob came
over and grabbed him and gave him one of those
yukky kissies to make him forget about what he
was doin. so then they did stuff that could get
em in a lot of trouble if everyone wasn't
disappeared from the quickstop for some reason or
another. jay's cheeks was all rosy and he was
even happier than he was when he founded that
butterfly, cuz bob was better than that butterfly
and he didn't even have to run after him.

the end.