Title: Soul Connections
Author: Ember Graze
Pairing: J/SB
Disclaime: Do you think we can consider silen bob a
mewes wrangler or not? i mean that is crossing lines
between characters and actors. anyway jay only belongs
to bob. and vice versa.

The next morning the strange girl had shown up pon
their doorstep at an unreasonable hour of the morning
(noon) and invite Jay to lunch at the corner cafe.
Seeing that Bob had already left to deal solo, Jay
readily agreed assuming it was the only way he was
gonna get fed. They were just aproaching the
resteraunt when the girl turned to Jay. 
"Listen, i can only stay in a visible human form
for about three hours so let's not make this too long
or everyone in the dinner will think that you are
talking to yourself."

"Whatever. I'm just here for the free food."

"That's nice to know Jay. Obviously Bob was right
about your mind's ability to process things that
involve consequneces or a higher level of thinking."

And with that she entered the dinner leaving a
momentarily scared Jay to stand for a moment before
entering and taking a seat at the booth which she had
already choosen.

"Listen, i'm not as dumb you people think i am. And
who the hell are you to make an assesment? Let's go
with that. who the hell are you?"

"I'm your soul in a material form."

"Yeah yeah, you said that last night but what the
fuck is your name? I can't just refer to you as my
soul, damnit."

"My name, if you must know, is Jana. People call me
Jay. Afterall i am your's."

"Ok, and the fuck why are you here?"

"Well Jay ya see i knida fucked things up for the
both of us. But it's all your fault anyway if you
weren't so dense i wouldn't be here right now. You see
in general the Earth soul is supposed to find their
mate before there spiritual soul does. Unfortunately,
you found Bob but never admitted to yourself hat you
two were meant to be as a couple. Then i found Bob's
soul and assuming that you two were coupled by now, i
kinda, had sex with him. And thus all the changes you
two feel in your relationship, like all the fighting,
come from the fact that on a higher plain of existance
you two have already coupled."

"God damnit. It would figure that my soul is
fucking more horny than me and can't keep her panties
up for long enough me to have some ucking peace!"

After screaming this of course Jay realized his
mistake as everyone in the diner turned to look at
him. 

"What?" He yelled at them, and they all quickly
turned back to their meals.

"Hey now," Jana recovered, "What kinda right do you
have to say that this is my fault? You shoulda been
fucking the boy months ago."

"Fuck you!"

"Fuck you too! Now i suggest you go find that tubby
bitch and have a talk with him because if you don't
the fighting is only gonna get worse."

"God damnit! No one calls Bob a tubby bitch but me,
got it? This really is so not fucking fair, my soul is
a fucking horny bastard."

"We already discussed this, and no i'm not. I'm a
fucking horny bitch, and therein lies your problem."
And with that she got up and began walk away.

"Awww, FUCK! All coming in and outta my life
telling me what to do, fucking ay. i ain't for this
shit. Hey!" Jay yelled just before Jana reached the
door. Causing her to spin on her heel and raise an
eyebrow.

"If you're so horny, can we get it on?"

"I'd say yes if it wasn't gonna be just a form of
glorified masterbation. But it is so, no. Oh, and Jay.
They all think you're talking to yourself." She said 
nodding in the direction of the bar with her head. 

Then she turned and walked out the door just as Jay
turned to once again notice that everyone was staring.

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Anyone catch the blatant reference to one of luna's
stories in there? if you did i'll give you a shiny new
cracker. wait a minute...that's not right, nevermind.