Title: Wake Up Call
Series/Sequel: Nope
Author: Charles
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Archive: Yes to list archives, otherwise ask.
Spoilers: None
Summary: PWP. Bob won't wake up, so Jay tries something different...
Feedback: jcrewguy@gmail.com
Disclaimer: Jay and Silent Bob belong to Kevin Smith, they aren't mine,
yadda yadda... I'm broke, don't sue. Not making any money off of this.
Notes: Thanks to Random for encouragement and beta reading.
Also, thanks to everyone who responded to my question about being
blocked. Still am with the series that shall not be named for fear of
jinxing it, but hey, at least I got some Jay/Bob smut out of it.

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Jay lazily trailed his fingers through Bob's brown chest hair. He
treasured the quiet moments like this, when he woke first and could just
take in the sight of Silent Bob, his Bob.

He quickly became bored with just trailing his fingers through Bob's
chest hair and hunted for other things to play with on Silent Bob's
person. Jay's fingers made their way over to one of Bob's nipples and
they began to pull on it. Gently at first, but then rougher. Bob stirred
a bit but didn't wake up.

Damn, Lunchbox, what's it gonna take to get your ass up? Jay thought.

Letting the nipple go, Jay's fingers continued travelling, going lower
and lower on Bob's chest.

"Yo, tubby bitch," Jay whispered into Bob's ear. "C'mon, get up. I'm
ready for you to get up so's we can wake and bake."

Still, Bob wouldn't wake up.

All right, Jay thought. If that's how you're gonna be....

He nipped at Bob's earlobe and then turned his attention to the sheet
that covered the lower half of Bob's body. Jay pulled off the sheet and
started stroking Bob's cock. He smirked at this sight, the long, firm
cock standing straight and proud from a thick thatch of brown hair, and
knew what to do.

Sliding down the bed, Jay got himself into a better position. He removed
his hand from Bob's hard cock and opened his mouth. Jay's tongue slipped
out and slowly traced the veins on Bob's cock. He started at the bottom,
near the balls, and worked his way up to the flushed pink head. Jay
tongued the slit briefly while one of his hands squeezed Bob's balls.
Bob tasted of pot, cigarettes, and peanut butter. It was comforting in a
way.

Silent Bob slowly woke up. A sleep roughened groan escaped his lips as
Jay's gifted mouth continued to work its magic. He opened one eye and
looked down at Jay's head, which began to bob up and down. Jay's
tongue followed an imaginary trail over and under and around the head of
Bob's cock. He loved the feel of Jay's long, golden hair as it caressed
his thighs.

Jay raised his head from Bob's crotch for a moment and saw that he was
awake. "About time," he smirked. "Now fuck my face."

Bob obeyed as Jay lowered his head to finish the job. He thrust his cock
into Jay's mouth, slowly at first making sure Jay didn't
choke, and then faster and faster, loving the feel of his hard dick
sliding down Jay's throat. For Jay, no other sensation compared to
sucking Bob off, the way Bob's cock slid in and out of his mouth so
easily.
His hands gripped Bob's thighs as he feasted and savored his partner's
flavor. Bob made a small sound of pleasure in the back of his throat,
wrapping the ends of Jay's hair around his fingers. At the small tug,
Jay swallowed, sending a ripple of delight through Bob's groin.

After a few moments of this frantic pace, Silent Bob came with a loud
cry. Jay swallowed and wiped his mouth. He looked up at Bob and said,
"How's that for a wake up call, bitch?"

-End-