Title: You Know You Want It
Author: Charles (jcrewguy@gmail.com)
Rating: R
Summary: Jay/Randal, back of the video store, after closing.
Pairing: Jay/Randal
Archive: Yes to list archives, otherwise ask.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. All hail Kevin.
Notes: Kel's idea. Heehee.

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Randal looked up from the forms he was filling out when he heard the
knock. "Fucking boss," he muttered. "Making me fill out paperwork
after the store's closed." He headed for the door. "What? What the
fuck do you want?"

Jay continued to knock on the door until Randal opened it. "Yo, I
knows your ass wants what I'm selling."

"Fuck off, junkie. I don't do drugs." Randal started to close the door
on Jay, but he stuck his foot in the door.

"Who said I was offering you some of my chronic blunt? Shee-it, what
you really want is my sweet, sweet ass!"

Randal stepped back and let Jay in. "Shhh!" he hissed. "For your
information, I am not gay, and the only way I want your ass is out of
the goddamn store so's I can go home."

Jay shrugged. It was Randal's loss. He left Randal in the video store
and returned to Silent Bob's side. "I *told* you that video store
clerk was saving himself for the QuickStop guy!"