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March 14, 2007
High School Never Ends
Author: Atomic Chronic
Summary: This story takes us back to a day in the life of the teenaged
Jay and Silent Bob, as well as some other well-known Askew characters.
Rating: R to NC/17 depending on what you find offensive.
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November 8, 2006
There's A Fire
Author: .starla.
Summary: This time it is for real. This isn't like the last time.
Rating: R-ish.
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October 8, 2006
A Year In The Life:
A September to Remember
Author: Charles
Summary: Jay and Bob attempt to get their lives back in order after
the events of the last two months. But the forces of evil continue to
plot against them.
Rating: R
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September 7, 2006
Doin' Time
Author: Jaysbych1
Summary: I took Jason Mewes’ heroin problem & gave it to Jay,
then get (Jay & Bob) arrested.
Rating: NC-17
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August 9, 2006
A Year In The Life -
June Gloom
Author: Charles
Summary: Heat. Humidity. Shredded nerves. Field trips? A promise of blood.
Written for the Year of Jay/Silent Bob.
Rating: R
A Year In The Life: July There Was Goodbye
Author: Kelandris
Summary: June began the dark spiral. Now we're in it in spades. I'll leave
it to someone else
to pull the boys out.
Written for the Year of Jay/Silent Bob.
Rating: R
A Year In The Life: August and Everything
After
Author: Kelandris
Summary: August brings the contemplated life. Which is not one of Jay's strong
suits.
Written for the Year of Jay/Silent Bob.
Rating: R
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February 5, 2006
Dead Level
Author: .starla.
Summary: Makeout!Fic.
Rating: R or something. I donno.
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January 30, 2006
A Year in the Life:
Walpurgisnacht
Author: Rebecca
Summary: Paranoia comes home to roost. Jay and Bob see the people around them
through new eyes.
Part five of the Year of Jay/Silent Bob.
Rating: R for language and eventual smoochies.
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December 1, 2005
Shit Has a Half-Life
of Ten to Twenty
Author: .starla.
Summary: Bob's shit day as lightly inspired by my own. Fuck the police.
Rating: R for language.
Ho motherfuckin' ho! It's time to deck the halls, Askewniverse
style!
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October 13, 2005
A Year
In the Life: April Fools
Author: Charles
Summary: April is a month for fools, as Jay and Bob attempt to move on with
their lives.
But who knows what April showers may bring for May...
Written for the Year of Jay/Silent Bob.
Rating: R
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September 19, 2005
Knuckle Down
Author: .starla.
Summary: Jay comes home late at night, boiling over with purpose.
Rating: R
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September 5, 2005
AYear In The
Life - March
Author: Joy
Summary: Jay and Silent Bob begin their self-induced house arrest.
Rating: R
Written for the Year of Jay/Silent Bob
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August 11, 2005
Silent Scream
Author: Modgequeen
Summary: Well I blame this one completely on Charles.
He mentioned being a pimp... game me plot bunnies. Damn.
Rating: R
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June 13, 2005
Abused
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Jay needs something from Bob, and Bob tries to figure out what.
Rating: NC-17
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May 13, 2005
Straight Only
Author: Charles
Summary: Jay and Silent Bob interpret "straight", "only"
and "straight only"
in seventeen different ways.
Rating: NC-17
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February 22, 2005
Strain
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Jay asks for something new, and Bob tries to comply.
Rating: NC-17
Welcome Home
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Bob comes home.
Rating: Heavy R
Refracture
Author: ren
Summary: Jay's starting to see weird things lurking in the corners, and he
takes it out on Silent Bob. Bob gets out while the getting's good. Jay meets
an old friend, who introduces him to a new friend. Things get strange.
Prequel to "Tunnel Vision".
Rating: R
A Year in the Life - February
Author: ren
Summary: January was the month everything started falling back into place
after the shitstorm of 2004. February is for pulling on loose strings and
unravelling things. Jay and Silent Bob get themselves tangled in variously
coloured threads.
Rating: R
Written for the Year of Jay/Silent Bob.
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January 22, 2005
Love Is
the Rhythm
Author: Andy the Amazing Wonder Girl
Summary: N/A
Rating: R
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January 15, 2005
Rockin' New
Year
Author: Grampy Volvo
Summary: Jay & Silent Bob greet the new year together.
Rating: R
Needs
Author: ren
Summary: He told himself that before rolling away that night, Jay's arms had
tightened,
embracing him very slightly.
Rating: NC-17
And the Year of Jay/Silent Bob has begun!
A Year in the Life - January
Author: .starla.
Summary: January. For the last year, our heroes have been bigger slackers
than ever.
Is that possible?
Written for the Year of Jay/Silent Bob.
Rating: R
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December 24, 2004
It was noticed that the archive was close
to having 666 stories in it.The challenge was
issued: "Get the
archive up to the Number of the Beast in time for Christmas!"
These are the responses.
(Done in alphabetical order, because at this point I can't remember what was
posted when.)
It's A Blunt-filled Life
Author: Charles
Summary: Silent Bob wonders how different the world would be.
Rating: R
Sailor Bong
Author: Charles
Summary: "He is the one called Sailor Bong!" "In the name of
the weed I will punish you!"
Rating: R
Christmas on the Run
Author: Charles
Summary: Jay and Bob piss off the mob. At Christmastime.
Rating: R
Jungle Love
Author: Charles
Summary: "My jungle love! Ohh-wee-ohh-wee-oh!" Ahem. Tarzan AU.
The One Where
Nothing Happens
Author: Charles
Summary: Just a normal Saturday afternoon for Jay and Silent Bob.
Rating: R
Kel, This Is All Your Fault
Author: Joy
Summary: Silent Bob tells Jay the tale of the Christmas Bat.
Rating: G
Centerfold
Author: Joy
Summary: Bob reminisces.
Rating: PG-13
This Is Not My Fault
Author: Kelandris
Pairing: Dante/Mercy
Summary: Dante meets Mercy. I know, six friggin' pages of 'Dante
meets Mercy'. I could *not* get them to *do* anything!
Rating: Somewhere between G and an R
Moments Wasted
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Jay wants something very badly, and wonders if he can have it.
Sequel to "Why?"
Rating: NC-17
Runaway
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Jay kisses Bob. Bob freaks. Jay freaks. Jay takes off running.
Rating: R shading--only by context--to NC-17
Running To
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Jay kisses Bob. Bob kisses Jay back.
Rating: NC-17
Tangle
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Jay tries to surprise Bob by a fully decorated apartment...in his
own inimicable style.
Sequel to "Portrait".
Rating: NC-17
Whisper
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Bob gets a surprise in bed. No, not that kind of surprise, sadly.
Rating: Smushily G
Dark Night
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Bob and Jay get stoned, and interesting new things happen.
Rating: NC-17
Mistletoe
Author: Kelandris
Summary: A kissing story for Christmas.
Rating: PG-13
The Number of the Beast
Author: Kelandris
Summary: Jay goes a little nuts, Bob gets a tad confused.
Rating: PG-13
Christmas Morn
Author: Modgequeen
Summary: N/A
Rating: PG-13
O Christmas Tree
Author: Modgequeen
Summary: Just a little bit of Christmas Fluff. Or fake snow, as the case may
be.
Rating: PG
A Christmas Story
Author: Modgequeen
Summary: tiny short piece of fluff, written for the # challenge
Rating: PG-13
HARD Candy Christmas
Author: Nyghtshayde
Summary: Jay and Silent Bob are at the mall but get separated. Bob finds Jay
in the candy store. Sweetness and mischief ensues.
Rating: PG
The Mysterious Overlord of Kisses
Author: Nyghtshayde
Summary: Bob plans the Kiss of the Season in a sneaky way.
Rating: PG-13
Commute
Author: .starla.
Summary: Jay and Bob take a test drive.
Rating: PG-13